Jake The Dog is a new member of the Radioactive Uber Clan, hired by Kermit The Frog after he witnessed his grandfather get his eyes jabbed out by Default. Jake is the RUCs Patrolman. He patrols the world on foot to see if there's issues and reports them to the RUC.
Jake is a kindhearted, loving dog who will do anything to get praise from Popeye the Sailor. He is loyal to the RUC and will do anything to see everyone smile. He loves children and will hang out with them if he has to.
With his Patrolmen abilities, he has the ability to magically cure depression and prevent people from committing suicide. He does forget to shower sometimes.
To be added later.